b-i-t-c-a
lolrenaynay:

exorin:

penandapincushion:

cutepoweredjellyfish:

jasjuliet:

mamasam:

Starbucks Just Put Harry Potter’s Butterbeer on Their Secret Menu

SCREAMS

WHAT

Yo, guys, PSA. According to another post floating around, the “secret menu” isn’t an actual thing, and asking for something from it will really confuse employees who will have no idea what you’re talking about. If you want to order this, just order something with the ingredients listed in that article! You’ll get what you want to drink, and the people working behind the counter won’t have to scramble to try and figure out what you want them to serve you!

Just as a heads up, as someone who used to work at Starbucks, the secret menu is 110% not a thing and the barista’s will absolutely fucking hate you if you come in asking for something without knowing what’s in it. Also, they won’t make it. I, and many others, straight up say no when people come in and do that. “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” “Do you know what’s in it?” “No, but it’s on the Secret Menu and it’s your job to know” “Secret Menu isn’t a real thing, if you don’t know what it has in it, I’m not making it.” “Blah blah just say yes blah blah.” “Nope, not sorry, next please.”
OR, come in with the ingredients! And they’ll be totally down. Instead of “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” try, “Can I get a one pump toffee nut, one pump cinnamon dolce, double chocolatey chip frappuccino with whip?” BAM easy, yes you can.
This has been a public service announcement.

Finally someone says it.
I worked for Starbucks for two years and this shit drove me up the wall.

lolrenaynay:

exorin:

penandapincushion:

cutepoweredjellyfish:

jasjuliet:

mamasam:

Starbucks Just Put Harry Potter’s Butterbeer on Their Secret Menu

SCREAMS

WHAT

Yo, guys, PSA. According to another post floating around, the “secret menu” isn’t an actual thing, and asking for something from it will really confuse employees who will have no idea what you’re talking about. If you want to order this, just order something with the ingredients listed in that article! You’ll get what you want to drink, and the people working behind the counter won’t have to scramble to try and figure out what you want them to serve you!

Just as a heads up, as someone who used to work at Starbucks, the secret menu is 110% not a thing and the barista’s will absolutely fucking hate you if you come in asking for something without knowing what’s in it. Also, they won’t make it. I, and many others, straight up say no when people come in and do that. “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” “Do you know what’s in it?” “No, but it’s on the Secret Menu and it’s your job to know” “Secret Menu isn’t a real thing, if you don’t know what it has in it, I’m not making it.” “Blah blah just say yes blah blah.” “Nope, not sorry, next please.”

OR, come in with the ingredients! And they’ll be totally down. Instead of “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” try, “Can I get a one pump toffee nut, one pump cinnamon dolce, double chocolatey chip frappuccino with whip?” BAM easy, yes you can.

This has been a public service announcement.

Finally someone says it.

I worked for Starbucks for two years and this shit drove me up the wall.

game-cakes
game-cakes:

'Quantum Cola Cupcakes,' inspired by Fallout 3's Nuka-Cola Quantum.
Lightly caffeinated cupcakes with the airy texture of soda, perfect for taking a stroll in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Cake Ingredients:
(yields 1 dozen)
1/4 C unsalted butter
1 C granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 1/3 C all-purpose flour
3/4 TSP baking soda
1/8 TSP salt
1 C Mountain Dew Voltage
Blue food coloring
Cake Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until light & fluffy.
Mix in eggs, one at a time, until just combined.
In a medium bowl, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Add to egg mixture and mix until just combined.
Fold in Mountain Dew Voltage.
Mix in food coloring, several drops at a time, until desired shade is reached.
Line a cupcake pan with 12 cupcake liners, fill cups 2/3 full. Bake for 18-20 minutes in preheated oven, until toothpick inserted into the middle of a cupcake comes out clean.
Frosting Ingredients:
1 C unsalted butter
4-5 C confectioner’s sugar (more or less, depending on your consistency preference)
3 TBSP Mountain Dew Voltage
Blue food coloring
Frosting Directions:
Cream butter until light and fluffy.
Mix in confectioner’s sugar, 1 cup at a time.
Add in Mountain Dew Voltage (if consistency is too thin, add in an additional 1/2 C to 1 C of confectioner’s sugar).
Mix in food coloring, several drops at a time, until desired shade is reached.

game-cakes:

'Quantum Cola Cupcakes,' inspired by Fallout 3's Nuka-Cola Quantum.

Lightly caffeinated cupcakes with the airy texture of soda, perfect for taking a stroll in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Cake Ingredients:

(yields 1 dozen)

  • 1/4 C unsalted butter
  • 1 C granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 1/3 C all-purpose flour
  • 3/4 TSP baking soda
  • 1/8 TSP salt
  • 1 C Mountain Dew Voltage
  • Blue food coloring

Cake Directions:

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
  • In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until light & fluffy.
  • Mix in eggs, one at a time, until just combined.
  • In a medium bowl, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Add to egg mixture and mix until just combined.
  • Fold in Mountain Dew Voltage.
  • Mix in food coloring, several drops at a time, until desired shade is reached.
  • Line a cupcake pan with 12 cupcake liners, fill cups 2/3 full. Bake for 18-20 minutes in preheated oven, until toothpick inserted into the middle of a cupcake comes out clean.

Frosting Ingredients:

  • 1 C unsalted butter
  • 4-5 C confectioner’s sugar (more or less, depending on your consistency preference)
  • 3 TBSP Mountain Dew Voltage
  • Blue food coloring

Frosting Directions:

  • Cream butter until light and fluffy.
  • Mix in confectioner’s sugar, 1 cup at a time.
  • Add in Mountain Dew Voltage (if consistency is too thin, add in an additional 1/2 C to 1 C of confectioner’s sugar).
  • Mix in food coloring, several drops at a time, until desired shade is reached.
evolutionofcourage
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.